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 "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
Caught saying something stupid
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem? - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken by the Sea.- Jessica Simpson
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. – Greg Norman, golfer
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win. – Doug Collins, basketball commentator
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. Barbara Boxer, U.S. Senator from California
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett, former pro basketball player
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera
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