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   Dumb laws in Colorado
   
  • It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver.
  • It is illegal to have weeds in your yard in Fountain.
  • In Louisville, residents may not own chickens but they can own up to three turkeys.
  • No one may keep junk close to someone else in Vail (that sounds about right).
  • In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
  • In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
  • Cats may not run loose in Sterling without having been fit with a taillight.
  • Also in Sterling, itís unlawful to walk under a ladder.
  • It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to a next door neighbor in Denver.
  • In Colorado Springs, it is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.


 
  

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